Cleaning the Bathroom.

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It’s time to clean the bathroom. I’ve got my Rubber “Dish Washing Gloves” on. I’ve got some kind of “Scrubbing Wand’ in my one hand. And some Liquid Bleach cleaner that is supposed to cling to the toilet, in the other.

I look at the floor, and I smile to myself, as I envision it all clean, sparkly and Germ free. I look at the mirror, and I see it as pristine as that day it was first mounted upon the wall. And then my gleaming eyes fall towards the commode, and that’s when it hits me.

SCREW THIS !!!  Toilet seats are only $14.00 bucks at the Hardware Store !

And if I really want to be “Continental,” I can get a two way water valve, to feed the toilet bowl. Attach the toilet, to one feed. Attach a small Garden Hose and a Spray Nozzle, to the other. And I can have one of those french bou-day thingies !!

About Lawrence

I was born, raised and educated in the Southern California Sunshine. I lettered in Football and Volleyball. And while in High School, I was a Volunteer Fireman with CA STA. 7, In Sun City, CA. Before you ask, YEP!! I got to drive the BIG Fire trucks to the Fires! After Graduating High school, I entered the US Air Force and became a Security Policeman. Earning several Awards, Ribbons and Medals for my time in service, to include my service during Operation Desert Storm. After leaving the Air Force, I became a Police Officer with the City of Indio, in California. Shortly after my return Stateside, form Desert Storm. In 2001 I started working in the Entertainment Industry as a “Teamster.” Once again, driving the BIG trucks. Since that time I have been a Background Actor, (“EYES” which aired after “Alias” for a short time, and Disney’s “Zeke and Luther”). I am an Activist, an Advocate, an Author (The Non Judicial Parent” which is available on lastly, I am a Publisher. And, I haven’t stopped yet.

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